Marlowe is Glenn's chinchilla. Marlowe lost his leg over a year ago in a little accident. He now hops from here to yonder on three legs and never complains about it. He's an inspiration to us all. So far, we have not been able to interest any TV or publishing companies in this heart-wrenching story.

Although he doesn't know it, Rich is host to a family of street possoms who sneak in through a hole behind his fridge and dutifully clean out all the leftover floor scraps while Rich sleeps. Rich has the cleanest kitchen of anyone in his demographic. Thusly, the inner-city balance of man and nature is achieved.

Limu is Topher's cat. Limu is a good cat. Get that thing, Limu! Kill it! Kill! Kill! KILL!!